Morning Madness

Conversation between oldest son and me this morning:

Him: Where’s my lunch?

Me: It’s on the counter, I just don’t have your bag to put it in.

Him: Remember? I left it at school.

Me: Then take a plastic bag and use that today.

Him: O.K. What’s the spoon for?

Me: The kiwi.

Him: What kiwi?

Me: I cut up a kiwi for everyone and put it in a baggie.

Him: No kiwi here.

Me: Shoot, there were only five. I wonder who got two? Did you get the cucumber?

Him: Yep. Bye, mom.

I hate making lunches. Even when I think they’ve gone smoothly they may not have.